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Word from our fake sources within WWE tell us that upon returning to the company, Paige will be paired with Attitude Era veteran Val Venis in an attempt to capitalize on the buzz created by her nude photo leak scandal.
The storyline will be that the pair met on the set of Val’s latest film (presumably directed by Brad Maddox) and began a whirlwind romance. The storyline is the brainchild of Vince McMahon and Triple H who plan to sit back and watch Alberto Del Rio’s head to explode live on social media as the angle plays out.
Early word is that the WWE marketing department is already hard at work combining Paige and Val Venis’ catchphrases, so expect to see “HELLO PAIGE” and “THIS IS MY HOUSE – BUT MY BEDROOM” t-shirts on the market in no time. Early ideas about calling the duo “The Porn Pals” were shot down due to various triple x website claims.
While the Paige and Venis duo will initially tease the return of the infamous “Live Sex Celebration” similar to that of hall of famers Edge and Lita, the path to that big moment will be interrupted by the couple’s first storyline feud which will kick off after Venis becomes jealous due to finding out about Paige and Xavier Woods playing……Twister.